Title: Five Memos Jack Never Read
Author: Magnavox
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: They're not mine I just borrow then from time to time and promise to give them back in perfect working order....eventually ;)
Summary: The memos Jack never got…
Season/spoiler info: A Hundred Days, Meridian
Author's notes: Written for sg1_five_things

Five Memos Jack Never Read

"O’Neill, I do not see how Bart could so easily misjudge the width of the gorge. A boy of his age would do well to challenge his enemy Nelson to Kalok’ne so that he may go first and prove to himself how wide the gorge indeed is. – Teal’c"

"Sir, jello is not an acceptable gift for the people of P3X-597, their physiology is slightly different from ours, and it appears they’ve been on a sugar high since Tuesday. – Sam"

"Colonel, you left your reading material in my infirmary again.

I’ve taken ‘Highland Passions’ home for the night as I was thumbing through it on my break, and I want to see how it ends.

Do you think Thorn is the father of Eileen’s baby?"

"Att: Col. Jonathan J. O’Neill USAF

Message received: 0325 March 24th 2000
Origin: P5C-768 (Edora)

Message reads:

It’s a girl."

"Jack, I’ve thought about it, and the answer is yes. Meet you for a beer when we get home from Kelowna. – Daniel"