Title: Five Things Vala Would Miss About Earth If She Left
Author: Magnavox
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: They're not mine I just use them from time to time and promise to give them back in perfect working order...eventually ;)
Summary: And where else in the galaxy can you get a mocha latte at 3am?
Season/Spoiler info: Season 10.
Author's notes: Written for sg1_five_things from the prompt ‘Five things Vala would miss about Earth if she left.’

Five Things Vala Would Miss About Earth If She Left.

#1. Gravity defying lace covered mammary enhancers

#2. Polyester stuffed creature imitating comfort suppliers

#3. Motorised satisfaction enhancing fake rubber phallus'

#4. Mood enhancing sweetened cacao originating substances

#5. And one dashing, brave and ultimately heroic archaeologist who explored dusty temples, found crystal skulls, the holy grail and worked for a secret government organisation... bull whip optional.